i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow
i love you
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
are penguins even real omfg
These are for you, baby. Penguins.
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before me bitches i am your queen
A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr